Vendetta in a Basket

By Engi, 05 November 2018 Remember, remember, the fifth of November… that we’re having breakfast. If you’re familiar with the movie V for Vendetta, you are mostly likely familiar with “The Fifth of November” poem recited by V in the movie.  When not planning the downfall of Chancellor Adam Sutler and the Norsefire Party, V…

Omurice? Omunice!

By Engi, 10 October 2018 Tohru of Miss Kobayahi’s Dragon Maid is an excellent maid and companion to Miss Kobayashi. One of the first meals she makes for Kobayashi, other than her own tail (long story, but she can grow her tail back) is omurice.¬†Omurice is quite literally a rice omellete. This savory dish is…

Sweetrolls a la Fallout

By Engi, 06 February 2016 Sure sure, sweetrolls are just an inside joke for Bethesda Softworks, but hey, who says an easter egg can’t be the subject of Smorgasdork’s kitchen? No one, that’s who. That being said, we have a couple of options for crafting the delectable dessert. Which of Bethesda’s sweetrolls are we going…

Toriel’s Cinnamon-Butterscotch Pie

By Engi, 23 January 2016 Hello all you bakers and cooks to be! How have you all been? It’s been awhile since my last post. I took a sort of extended holiday break. Too many things to do, and got really busy, but now I’m back with some plans and a brand new list of…

Braum’s Beer Pretzels (Braumetzels)

By Engi, 13 December 2015 Last week I was at the Sangawa Project in Pittsburgh, PA with our Sticky Bunton affiliates meeting new people, hanging out at panels, and, most importantly, spreading the goodness of freshly baked goods. Several days before the convention I decided that I was going to, you guessed it, make another…

Blue Sky

By Engi, 28 November 2015 This particular post is one that I’ve been wanting to do since I started Smorgasdork. I was a huge fan of Breaking Bad, binging the entire show a week before the finale. The story of a family man turned drug kingpin was a fascinating story of change. We often see…

Yordle Snap Traps

By Engi, 14 November 2015 I seriously can’t go a week without thinking up of another League related meal. You get tasked by Bioluminescence to create more food based on League, that’s what you do! Fans of my work know that I like to both create recipes based on the background of the game as…

Krogan Ramen

By Engi, 07 November 2015 Happy N7 Day! Yall thought I forgot, didn’t you? Thought ole Tim wasn’t going to make a Mass Effect recipe because the last game was 3 years ago? Well, you’re about as wrong as the Cerberus experiments from Mass Effect 1 or the ending of the Mass Effect Trilogy (pre…

Fried Kench

By Engi, 24 October 2015 I’ve done a lot of desserts as of late, and that’s not exactly healthy. It’s tasty, sure, but not healthy. This week’s recipe will be one of our first entrees to make together, but it’s going to take all of us to catch the elusive and nigh ungankable Tahm Kench….