Sweetrolls a la Fallout

By Engi, 06 February 2016 Sure sure, sweetrolls are just an inside joke for Bethesda Softworks, but hey, who says an easter egg can't be the subject of Smorgasdork's kitchen? No one, that's who. That being said, we have a couple of options for crafting the delectable dessert. Which of Bethesda's sweetrolls are we going... Continue Reading →

Blue Sky

By Engi, 28 November 2015 This particular post is one that I've been wanting to do since I started Smorgasdork. I was a huge fan of Breaking Bad, binging the entire show a week before the finale. The story of a family man turned drug kingpin was a fascinating story of change. We often see... Continue Reading →

Yordle Snap Traps

By Engi, 14 November 2015 I seriously can't go a week without thinking up of another League related meal. You get tasked by Bioluminescence to create more food based on League, that's what you do! Fans of my work know that I like to both create recipes based on the background of the game as... Continue Reading →

Applejacked Up Pie

By Engi, 17 October 2015 I have a couple friends who love the¬†My Little Pony¬†cartoon. There's something about its characters, the lessons, and the stories that get them excited. Might even be the fandom. They were pretty sure that I wasn't ever going to make a MLP based dessert, but hey! Here we are now.... Continue Reading →

Lulu’s Something Purple Tart

By Engi, 10 October 2015 Going to give it to you straight, I've never actually played Lulu prior to this week. Most I knew about her as a champion was that she was a crazy Yordle with a Fae-friend who liked the taste of purple. Sometimes she'd be picked midlane by TSM, and other times... Continue Reading →

Deku Nuts

By Engi, 03 October 2015 After much experimentation with gluten free baked goods, I got a rough estimation of how rice flour is compared to your basic baking flour. It holds shape a lot more and also has a dryer taste, but that shouldn't turn you away from trying it out, especially if you have... Continue Reading →

Autumn is Coming Cake

By Engi, 26 September 2015 So for the last two weeks have been League of Legends heavy because worlds is coming up, but I want to dive into other fictious foods than just the meal plans of the people of Valoran. So for this week we're going to take a quick trip to Westeros to... Continue Reading →

Ziggs’ Bomb Cake

By Engi, 19 September 2015 A while back, Riot Games hosed the Sugar Rush event in League of Legends. One of the rewards was the Hextech Hard Candy icon. I was wondering what flavor it was, and who the heck manufactured it. Constantly the silly skin seeker, I was hoping it was a dapper Candy... Continue Reading →

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