Blue Sky

By Enji, 28 November 2015 This particular post is one that I've been wanting to do since I started Smorgasdork. I was a huge fan of Breaking Bad, binging the entire show a week before the finale. The story of a family man turned drug kingpin was a fascinating story of change. We often see... Continue Reading →

Yordle Snap Traps

By Enji, 14 November 2015 I seriously can't go a week without thinking up of another League related meal. You get tasked by Bioluminescence to create more food based on League, that's what you do! Fans of my work know that I like to both create recipes based on the background of the game as... Continue Reading →

Krogan Ramen

By Enji, 07 November 2015 Happy N7 Day! Yall thought I forgot, didn't you? Thought ole Tim wasn't going to make a Mass Effect recipe because the last game was 3 years ago? Well, you're about as wrong as the Cerberus experiments from Mass Effect 1 or the ending of the Mass Effect Trilogy (pre... Continue Reading →

Teemo’s Shroom Poppers

By Enji, 02 November 2015 Happy Halloween or All Saints Day, depending when I get this post out (Looking like it's going to be a couple days late). Normally I'm particular about the clockwork timing of this syndication, but recent events and LCS Worlds have made it a bit more difficult to get this post... Continue Reading →

Fried Kench

By Enji, 24 October 2015 I've done a lot of desserts as of late, and that's not exactly healthy. It's tasty, sure, but not healthy. This week's recipe will be one of our first entrees to make together, but it's going to take all of us to catch the elusive and nigh ungankable Tahm Kench.... Continue Reading →

Applejacked Up Pie

By Enji, 17 October 2015 I have a couple friends who love the¬†My Little Pony¬†cartoon. There's something about its characters, the lessons, and the stories that get them excited. Might even be the fandom. They were pretty sure that I wasn't ever going to make a MLP based dessert, but hey! Here we are now.... Continue Reading →

Lulu’s Something Purple Tart

By Enji, 10 October 2015 Going to give it to you straight, I've never actually played Lulu prior to this week. Most I knew about her as a champion was that she was a crazy Yordle with a Fae-friend who liked the taste of purple. Sometimes she'd be picked midlane by TSM, and other times... Continue Reading →

Deku Nuts

By Enji, 03 October 2015 After much experimentation with gluten free baked goods, I got a rough estimation of how rice flour is compared to your basic baking flour. It holds shape a lot more and also has a dryer taste, but that shouldn't turn you away from trying it out, especially if you have... Continue Reading →

Poro Snax

By Enji, 12 September 2015 October is rolling around the corner and you know what that means! No not Halloween you silly yet majestic gosling. No, it's time for the League of Legends World Champion Series! Finals this year are on October 31st, which means you can cosplay to both be a fan and celebrate... Continue Reading →

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